Dela-licious (super_dela) wrote in superpals4lyfe,

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don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got..

I am enjoying our little community, now even more since Johnny boy decided to grace us with his presence. And whats amazing is we now have fans! Like woah..Dela is taking requests for a love slave. Requirements? No, just qualifications:

-must not have a better fro than I
-male or female, i'm not picky ;)
-underaged or legal, again, i'm not picky
-must know how to make homemade soft pretzels
-must know who the superpals are, by name
-be able to deal with stress. i.e: chopek crying, scotty playing his bagpipes, chaves screaming like a girl and John molesting fans. All at once.
-must be able to deal with a cow. and not grill him
-bonus points if you know how to polish a bass
-must be at my beckon call 24/7. If I want lovin' at 3am, then you must be willing.

If you feel you can accomplish those goals, call John's cellphone and leave a 10 minute long message on why Dela is so much better than him. He enjoys that, really.

I've got the magic stick,
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God your entry scared the shit out of me.
lol why is that? I knew I should have mentioned Chaves in a skirt, that would creep me out too.
Just... did.

Jesus christ, save us all.
damn, you sound like Masta! ;)
oh my dear, that was the image I was going for ;)
too bad i can't make pretzels...sorry!
I hope you don't expect me to step behind your newly found groupies as far as your priorities go...

Damn right you've got the magic stick. *cough*
of course not Hal. How could I ever put groupies, who are a dime a dozen, in front of the Crowe himself? Only a person with bedhead and a multi-platium selling album could do such a cold hearted thing. :-*

Apparently in order to sell albums, you have to sell your soul to the devil, and the devil's price is pretty heffy from what I hear